All You Can Snoob!

Well… I had a huge story, updates, and funny pictures to show you all concerning my dear my friend Chino. However yesterday was a very trying day. After playing with him for an hour, I was very concerned that his parents had not fed him all day. As a result, I was forced to feed him myself, using small crumbs of bread soaked in water. I fed him using a chopstick too. He seemed to like it, but I knew it wasn’t the best food for him, at that age he needs protein from insects that his parents were no longer providing. He wasn’t pooping as much either…

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It’s funny really. Almost comical. Most people who have been around me find my humor to be highly offensive and controversial, and as a result just assume that I don’t really care about anything. However this is simply untrue, I care about a lot of things - I still cry when I see Godzilla and King Kong die… Does that make me gay? Well yes it does, but that’s not the point. So when I came home and saw a poor baby bird crying for help on my doorstep, I did what I knew had to be done.

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Amit Jain Chimes in with a guest entry for his future blog.

Although almost all the ‘experts’ in the country had the Lakers as a clear favorite to win the NBA championship…we can hardly say that the current state of the Celtics leading the series 2-0 is surprising…in fact, it makes complete sense Read the rest of this entry »

Time to reach into your fridge and pull out a nice cold frosted Miller Genuine Draft, because Miller Genuine Draft and [our blog name] presents, Genuine Moments! Man….. Those were the days - back when the NBA was on NBC with the crack-addicting John Tesh theme, and Marv Albert was wearing women’s underwear while biting 40 year old ladies in 2 male-threesomes…. I can just imagine him at the very end of his orgy going, “Marv serves up a facial!” He should donate that to the Thurgood Marshall Scholarship Fund. Read the rest of this entry »

Honestly, I really wish this were a fucking April Fools joke. But it’s not! That’s right, as if you didn’t need anymore proof that they had no clue what to do with this show after they broke out of Foxwoods in Season 1, they are going against common sense and bringing back Sara Tancredi from the dead for Season 4.

For those of you who stopped watching this show (lucky you) The actress who plays Sara Tancredi ended up pregnant during Season 3 and decided not to be apart of the show anymore via contract dispute. As a result, the writers decided to kill her off. While the character sucked and was virtually worthless, it just didn’t jive right within the story to kill her off like that, and as a result the entire 3rd season suffered. They ended up killing her by chopping her head off and having Linc look at her head for a split second.

So how do they exactly plan to revive a dead character? EASY AS PIE THATS HOW! — BECAUSE IT WASN’T HER HEAD AFTERALL!!! YOU SEE!! HE ONLY LOOKED FOR HALF A SECOND SO IT COULD OF BEEN ANYONE!!! …………… …………. ………………

GOD DAMN THAT SHOW FUCKING SUCKS.

Source: TV GUIDE

Courtesy of Rideaccidents.com - Pretty nasty scary crash as a ride collapses while being filmed!

“(Friday, March 21, 2008) - Seven people escaped serious injury when an amusement ride called “Crazy Wave” collapsed at Emperors Palace in Johannesburg, South Africa. The riders were taken to a hospital where they were treated for neck and back pain.
The ride passed an inspection last week.

Forensic engineers are investigating.”

Goooooooooooooooooood God. I’ve never been so pumped up for a UFC event in my life.  I could care less about the undercard, and I actually felt like one of those marks that saw Wrestlemania X8 just for the Hogan/Rock match and left when it ended!! Yes indeed-oo, this match was hyperbowl city! Read the rest of this entry »

For those of you that use ThePirateBay.org for torrenting this headline is for you. While it’s not particularly surprising that they are being charged, one can read all the previous lawsuits/charges that never made it through on their site. I won’t be surprised if they get off the hook once again, and add this one to their archives.

Full Story: http://torrentfreak.com/pirate-bay-team-charged-080131/

While I know most of you probably already know this, and I being too damn lazy to post news recently thanks to HALO 3 and all my friends who make me play every night - I will be posting a few news stories that I forgot to post.

Basically there is a “sex” scene in Bioware’s XBOX 360 Mass Effect game.  Despite Fox claims of ”full frontal nudity and sexuality explicit material” they were completely wrong. There is no nudity, and there is no sex. Aside from seeing some gay daddy kissing, that’s really all there is. And the ESRB gave the game a M for Mature 17 rating to justify this and the violence.

Due to the irresponsible broadcasting on Fox News part, EA - now owners of Bioware - issued a demand that Fox retract their statement and admit they were wrong with their slander.  I wasn’t very satisfied with their attempts to “reconcile” their mistakes but its Fox News, what do you expect?

Full Story and Video: http://kotaku.com/347350/keighley-sets-mass-effect-record-straight-or-tries-to

I know, I know. It’s been what seems like forever since I updated. Well, it’s a combination of a few things really. Most of it has to do with nothing really interesting in the news to report or make fun of.  I guess I could of talked about the writer’s strike, but that’s boring. However, 3 morons getting owned by a Tiger on Christmas day in a Zoo? Now THAT’S headline news! Read the rest of this entry »